The Babysitter

"Hello?....Ashleigh, we're home! What do you think Dear? $30 or $40 as we are actually twenty minutes later than we said we would be" "I think $40 is good." "Yeah, me too." "Ashleigh, we're back...how were the kids?" "Davey!...what are you doing still....Adam!...why are you both still up?...Where's Ashleigh? In the living room? Show me....Oh my god! What did the boys do to you?!" "Honey!...better make that $60!!" Hold still...let me get these ropes,....what?...what?....Oh, yeah, sorry, let me get that that gag for you! I am so sorry, the boys did this, it not like them! What, what....did you say?" "I said hell, for $60, I would let you tie me up Mr. D!"